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Render Facts of Life

Tootie is a Prude

Jo is a Hoe

Blair is an Intellectual

Natalie is Desirable

20:20 Re-Mind-er

Tootie Ain't No Hoe

She May Be Freaky

But She Does Not Sell Sex

Jo Sells Sex

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Copy Scooby Doo

Fred is a Homosexual

Daphne Is High on Angel Dust

Velma is a Hoe

Shaggy is Stud Stock

Scooby Doo, The Dog,

Cannot Come Inside

The Waffle Hut

They Do Not Serve

BLACK PEOPLE

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Finch Falsehood

Go-Go Music Was Invented by

WHITE PEOPLE

Not Black People

There Was a White Band

Good Dude, Hippies,

Those Good People Invented Go-Go

And These Thugs, The 'Groovers'

They Punked Pony Boy&His Partner

Ya Know, The Sissy

The DC Niggas Punked 'em

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Finch Fact

Richard Nixon is a Vampire

In League w/Mel Thompson

A True Shadow Government

DC Niggas Rule by Force

And Pony Boy

Well, He Changed His Handle

to Hank Rollins

&Started Performing

Punk Rock Music

Because He's a Bitch

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No, I Am Not a 'Kmart Spokesman'

I Am a Communicable Disease

I Happen to Like Go-Go Music

I Sympathize w/Pony Boy

But Not Sid Vicious

Sid Vicious Ain't Shit

But Nancy's Monkey Boy

And That's How a Guy Like That

Gets Marked Here in F Town

Sid Vicious is a Girly Man

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Re-Port-ing Device

The Human Does It Better

Talkin' Some Shit

Stylin' That Script

Dramatizin' The Scheme

&Generating Perverted Notions

Like Eating Pussy

Double-Headed Dildoes

Butt-Plugs

&Marcia Clark w/a Perm

OCCULT SCIENCE

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First Rule of Occult Science

You Can't Wear a Perm

Even If You Are Black

&Really Tough

NO PERMS

Even If You Are

MARCIA CLARK

No Perms, And Of Course,

No Jheri Curls

Even If You Are a Killer

NO WEIRDO SHIT THO

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This App Inter-Acts w/

Kmart Ads From Any Time Period

Get Some Kmart Ads

Render This App w/

Pencil On Paper

Develop a Retrovirus Outfit

After You Construct Your 1st Mag

UPDATE Kmart GENOME

NO WEIRDO SHIT THO

Unless You Are On Break

&In Bathroom or Breakroom

DO NOT FUCK OUTSIDE

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Finch Fact BONUS

If You Fuck Outside

Your Fuck-Style Might Get

Reverse Engineered&Duped

by Some Buster Like Sid Vicious

So That Retard Can Try to

IMPRESS NANCY?

by Demonstrating Your Fuck-Style

That is Theft of Intellectual Property

Duping Another Fella's Technique

SID VICIOUS IS A FOOL

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Re-Cord Warper

You Tell Those Punk Rock Kids That

We're Not Impressed w/Their Weirdo Shit

And Their Choice of Drugs is Profane

Sniffing Glue Instead of Sippin' Syrup

&Shootin' Heroin Instead of

Lovin' Your Mom

More Than Nancy

Your Mom is More Important, Sid

Nancy is Just a Twisted Sister Precursor

Go Figure

UGLY